Iconic F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Quotes
From witty comebacks to heartfelt moments, these quotes have become part of our cultural lexicon. Relive the magic through these memorable lines from your favorite characters.
Chandler Bing's Best Quotes
I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
Gum would be perfection.
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
Hey Janice, it's me. I just wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance.
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open that door.
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
When I first meet somebody it's usually panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating.
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
If you're not careful, you may not get married at all this year.
Chandler Bing·Matthew Perry
Joey Tribbiani's Best Quotes
How you doin'?
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
Joey doesn't share food!
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
I thought it'd be great, you know? Have some time alone with my thoughts ... turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup?
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
What's not to like? Custard: good. Jam: good. Meat: good!
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends.
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
This is all a moo point.
Joey Tribbiani·Matt LeBlanc
Monica Geller's Best Quotes
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.
Monica Geller·Courteney Cox
And I have to live with a boy!
Monica Geller·Courteney Cox
Now, I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you're doing it wrong.
Monica Geller·Courteney Cox
I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
Monica Geller·Courteney Cox
Relinquish is just a fancy word for lose.
Monica Geller·Courteney Cox
Your little Harmonica is hammered.
Monica Geller·Courteney Cox
I KNOW!
Monica Geller·Courteney Cox
Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Monica Geller·Courteney Cox
If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship then don't be in one.
Monica Geller·Courteney Cox
Phoebe Buffay's Best Quotes
I wish I could, but I don't want to.
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
I don't even have a 'pla.'
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
Nestlé Toulouse.
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
See? He's her lobster.
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
Oh, come on, Will. Just take off your shirt and tell us.
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
Come on, Ross, you're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number.
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
They don't know that we know they know we know.
Phoebe Buffay·Lisa Kudrow
Rachel Green's Best Quotes
Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
No uterus, no opinion.
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
He's so pretty, I want to cry.
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
I'm gonna go get one of those job things.
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me!
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe!
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
Oh I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
Today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
I got off the plane.
Rachel Green·Jennifer Aniston
Ross Geller's Best Quotes
We were on a break!
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
Pivot!
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
I'm fine. Totally fine.
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
I'm the holiday armadillo!
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
You threw my sandwich away? My sandwich?
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
Unagi is a state of total awareness.
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
You're over me? When were you … under me?
Ross Geller·David Schwimmer
Did You Know?
Most Quoted Line
"How you doin'?" by Joey Tribbiani is one of the most quoted lines from the show, becoming a cultural phenomenon.
Iconic Catchphrase
Ross's "We were on a break!" became such a significant part of the show that it was referenced throughout multiple seasons.
Fan Favorite
Phoebe's "Smelly Cat" became so popular that it was later recorded as a professional music video within the show.